A pep talk from Butter

  • Ethan Emmet: Don't tell Jill, she always likes me to think positive, but what I like to do is this: I would imagine all of the bad things that could possibly happen if you enter this contest. Like, you could die of a tragic butter overdose. There could be a rabid grizzly bear hiding inside this very moose lodge ready to tear your face off.
  • Destiny: There could be a python inside.
  • Ethan: What if this place is full of monkeys with a deadly virus?
  • Destiny: There could be the ghost of Hitler.
  • Ethan: What if there's no gravity in there and you float up and bang your head on the ceiling and then all of a sudden gravity kicks in and then you bang your head on the floor?
  • Destiny: There could be a black hole that would suck me all up.
  • Ethan: It could happen. What if this place is full of good looking British vampires?
  • Destiny: The worst of all of them.
  • Ethan: They're so pale.
  • Destiny: Or hungry cannibals!
  • Ethan: Who only eat adorable little girls
  • Destiny: Or racist ninjas!
  • Ethan: Haha racist ninjas, that's a good one, you get a high five.
  • Ethan: So think about all of that and ask yourself, really what's the worst that can happen?
  • Destiny: I could be terrible and lose.
  • Ethan: Yeah, yeah, you could, but could you live with that?
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  • Posted: 05 January 2013

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